Avé Maria


The rain fell on the street of grey
The Steeple Lightning Rod, the Cross
The words, the vow, the ring, the kiss
Someone sang Avé Maria

My sweetest girl, my dangeress
Broke the window of my chest
My heart shot far from this world
Until it slowly came to rest
Inside the strangeness of her breast
My danger girl, my tigeress

History led her to me
Each footstep, cut in memory
Clad in a dress of silver grey
She walked into our wedding

My sweetest girl, my dangeress
Broke the window of my chest
My heart shot far from this world
Until it slowly came to rest
Inside the strangeness of her breast
My dangerous girl, my tigeress

And through the daily devastation
We are but in each other's wake
And in the coldness of the station
We board the train that lovers take
But when I try to talk to her
I don't speak that language anymore

For though my crimes remain unnamed
All my treasons, all my shames
Later you would rightly say
We didn't dance upon our wedding day
Information:
Pop Crimes LP/CD (2009)

 


The Golden Age of Bloodshed


The signs in the sky won't let up
The clouds assume the shape
Of catholic girls with Uzis
All of them on the make
All of them out to make a million
By the time they hit 13
And it's all in the colour
Of the old sun setting
This brand new age of Blood Letting
And it's all in the eyes of me

I'm suspicious of my wife
I suspect she left long ago
I recall my finger on the button of the ejector seat
But I can't recall letting her go
The electric Christ has canonized her
She's surrounded by a chemical glow
It has to be said
It's today's edition of the
Book of the Dead
It has to be said

In this worst of all possible worlds
On this planet of perpetual sorrow
I've found the best of all possible girls
She's as pure and white and bright as tomorrow

My life plays like Grand Guignol
Blood and Portents everywhere
They say they can't remove
these signs from my eyes
But I suspect that they just don't care
I've got a harsh new brand of aftershave
That gives you that thousand yard stare
Why can't you get it
Through your head
Now is the Golden Age of Bloodshed
It needs to be said

In this worst of all possible worlds
On this planet of perpetual sorrows
I've found the best of all possible girls
She's pure and white and bright as tomorrow
Information:
Pop Crimes LP/CD (2009)

 


(I Know) A Girl Called Jonny


I know a girl called Jonny
She's a bullet, she's a villainess
In my silver dress, I'm a disasteress
Combing out her long straight hair

Jonny bangs the drum
Jonny bangs the drum
Jonny bangs the drum
(Jonny bangs the drum)

She's my narcotic lollipop
(I put my fingers in his mouth)
She's my narcotic lollipop
(I put my fingers in his mouth)
She's my narcotic lollipop
(I put my fingers in his mouth)

I know a girl called Jonny
She's an impossibility
I'm an alchemist in my astronaut's dress
Changing all the girls into boys

Jonny bangs the drum
Jonny bangs the drum
Jonny bangs the drum
(Jonny bangs the drum)

She's my narcotic lollipop
(I put my fingers in his mouth)
She's my narcotic lollipop
(I put my fingers in his mouth)
She's my narcotic lollipop
(I put my fingers in his mouth)

He's a pin-up poster
High school crush
He's a full sugar U.V. gloss
He's a new dance, he zips me up
He's changing all the boys into girls


She's my narcotic lollipop
(I put my fingers in his mouth)
She's my narcotic lollipop
(I put my fingers in his mouth)
She's my narcotic lollipop
(I put my fingers in his mouth)

I know a girl called Jonny
Puts the boys in a snow-white feint
I'm the Joan of Arc of teenage lust
Pashing with the devil at the bus stop

Jonny bangs the drum
Jonny bangs the drum
Jonny bangs the drum
(Jonny bangs the drum)

She's my narcotic lollipop
(I put my fingers in his mouth)
She's my narcotic lollipop
(I put my fingers in his mouth)
She's my narcotic lollipop
(I put my fingers in his mouth)
...
She's my narcotic

Information:
Pop Crimes 7" (2009)
Pop Crimes LP/CD (2009)


Vocals by Rowland S. Howard in black
Vocals by Jonnine Standish in red

 


Pop Crimes


Are you Stalin's secret daughter
Did you murder history
Your twin pals Genocide and Slaughter
Were born on Calvary
When all the good got good and gone
And all the bad broke free

A sock puppet government
Left to its own device
The hand that used to hold my hand
Has grown bored of its delights
I guess that I won't see you tomorrow
On this our planet of Perpetual Sorrows
Pop crimes
(This was a Pop Crime)

The Catholic Church can't verify
That there's a single soul in Hell
It's just a wasteland of adversity
Devoid of all but the sound of Wedding Bells
From this vast expase of nothing
Nothing good will come of this
But the hole in the zero
And an Open-Heart-Surgery Kiss
(This was a Pop Crime)

Did you go down with the Gorgans,
Is that why you turned to stone?
Or was that state reserved for me
For me and me alone.
Does the hissing of their coiffured snakes
Desiccate your soul?
(This was a Pop crime)
...
It was a Pop Crime
Information:
Pop Crimes 7" (2009)
Pop Crimes LP/CD (2009)

 


Wayward Man


Was there a povery of care,
When I cared for you?
And when I tumbled down the stairs,
Was I not there for you?

I'm the fly in your ointment,
Your major disappointment
Just because I can
Be your wayward man

I do all my best thinking
Unconscious on the floor,
And when I kissed you, darling,
Did I stick in your craw?

I'm the fly in your ointment,
Your constant disappointment
Just because I can
Be your wayward man

Was there a poverty of care,
When I cared for you?
And when I tumbled down the stairs,
Was I not there for you?

I'm the fly in your ointment,
Your constant disappointment
Just because I can,
Be your wayward man
(Be your wayward man)

I'm your wayward man.
Information:
Pop Crimes LP/CD (2009)